The Parent Squad

Most of the crew is Disaster Incarnate™ and therefore unable to look after themselves. Fortunately, there are a few members who make it their job to keep the others alive and stable. Or, y'know, just encourage them to be stupid (lookin' at you, Marion).

Actual Parents

 * Catriona (Ship Mom)
 * Charlie Goldfinch (Ship Grandpa)
 * Sweet William (Ship Dad)

Almost Parents, Who Are Old Enough To Know Better But Choose Not To

 * Marion Wellsport (Wine Aunt)
 * Quinn Avery (Wine Aunt)
 * Gawain Connelly (Alcoholic Uncle)